The girls in my life seem to pose for pictures more frequently then the males do. Does this happen to you guys?
Luckily, I have a know a few men who aren’t afraid to work it for the camera.
A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: “Its not my fault, Mom. I dont have parental vision.”
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “Ill bet youre back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father. “Nope,” comes dads reply, “Im gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. “Sir,” he blurted out, “I have an attachment for your daughter, and ” “See here, young man,” interrupted the parent, “when my daughter needs accessories, Ill buy them myself.”
Justice seems to be the most photogenic boy in my life, by far.